So an evangelical on Twitter posted about sex workers, telling them in so many words that God disapproved of them showing their bodies.

She had what looked to be amazing breasts, given that she showed most of them in her profile pic, so I pointed out that God might not be too pleased about her showing so much of her assets, if she was so convinced that God would be upset at sex workers for showing a tiny bit more of theirs.

She reported me to Twitter for “harassment.” And Twitter, which allowed President Trump to say certain political opponents should be murdered, was all too happy to ban me for saying God might not approve of so much cleavage showing.

Which is why I’m here, on micro.blog, because social media has jumped the shark (hit ‘em with the hein!)