2020-12-13: I liked all y’all better before I knew every detail of your life.

2020-12-12: Biome. That’s the name of the novel I’m working on.

2020-12-07: Wish I was a dog. The only worry is literally if you’re gonna drop some delicious crumbs.

2020-12-06: God is the king of abortion Do you really think God is against killing unborn children? God commanded king Saul to slaughter …

2020-12-03: It's not me, it's COVID that's ghosting you I have always been bad at keeping in touch. Now that I don’t do anything because I’ve …

2020-12-02: Agreements aren’t worth shit. Get it in writing, signed in front of a notary, because people fucking …

2020-12-01: The right sees "truth" as left-wing Conservative columnist Kevin Dowd: A word of caution to Fox News: Your not-so-subtle shift leftward …

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2020-11-29: “Oh my god, shut up you fucking pretentious cock.” I must be browsing Instagram again.

2020-11-28: Misanthropy is clearly justified these days

2020-11-28: If bathing wasn’t optional, why did God send COVID?

2020-11-27: Quite possibly the funniest movie ever made.

2020-11-27: View this video at your own risk. Safety first, amirite?

2020-11-27: Honesty is your first thought. Societal training is your second.

2020-11-26: Wisdom If you need to be threatened with hell in order to love your neighbor, you’ll never love …

2020-11-26: Don’t be this guy and make someone listen to 28 notifications when everyone responds.

2020-11-25: Boring sea stars Bought Axl a saltwater aquarium for Christmas. He wants sea stars because he loves Patrick from …

2020-11-25: The case of the barely-covered nipples So an evangelical on Twitter posted about sex workers, telling them in so many words that God …

2020-11-25: Absolutely my son My six-year-old: Why’s it called “BUTT-er”?

2020-11-25: I suspect her political affiliation My dog has sued for a recount on the “Who sleeps in the bed” election. She says she won …