2022-06-09: It seems the new response to having the truth told about you is to sue. Especially those with the …

2022-05-22: Can we just replace all the white people sooner?

2022-05-18: The older I get, the older I get.

2022-05-03: They’re coming for same-sex marriage next. Then they’ll institute teacher-led prayer in schools and …

2022-04-26: Social media seem to only exist to remind me daily that people are a giant, steaming pile of shit, …

2022-04-25: The longer I live, the more I understand why old people hate everyone.

2022-04-25: Nothing to see here; just perjury and treason in real time.

2022-04-24: This is just good life advice.

2022-04-23: This is who I really am. If you’ve read any of my books, you know this.

2022-04-23: God, I hate wearing masks. But both my boys are coughing, so when we have to go out in public, we …

2022-04-23: I’m back. No one knows I’m back, because I haven’t announced it. But I’m …

2021-09-18: So I had no idea I still had this until I saw the charge on my card. Oh, hi there!

2021-01-29: When you point out that God is pro-abortion, people suddenly come out with all kinds of reasons why …

2020-12-13: I liked all y’all better before I knew every detail of your life.

2020-12-12: Biome. That’s the name of the novel I’m working on.

2020-12-07: Wish I was a dog. The only worry is literally if you’re gonna drop some delicious crumbs.

2020-12-06: God is the king of abortion Do you really think God is against killing unborn children? God commanded king Saul to slaughter …

2020-12-03: It's not me, it's COVID that's ghosting you I have always been bad at keeping in touch. Now that I don’t do anything because I’ve …

2020-12-02: Agreements aren’t worth shit. Get it in writing, signed in front of a notary, because people fucking …

2020-12-01: The right sees "truth" as left-wing Conservative columnist Kevin Dowd: A word of caution to Fox News: Your not-so-subtle shift leftward …

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2020-11-29: “Oh my god, shut up you fucking pretentious cock.” I must be browsing Instagram again.

2020-11-29: Misanthropy is clearly justified these days

2020-11-28: If bathing wasn’t optional, why did God send COVID?

2020-11-27: Quite possibly the funniest movie ever made.

2020-11-27: View this video at your own risk. Safety first, amirite?

2020-11-27: Honesty is your first thought. Societal training is your second.

2020-11-26: Wisdom If you need to be threatened with hell in order to love your neighbor, you’ll never love …

2020-11-26: Don’t be this guy and make someone listen to 28 notifications when everyone responds.

2020-11-26: Boring sea stars Bought Axl a saltwater aquarium for Christmas. He wants sea stars because he loves Patrick from …

2020-11-25: The case of the barely-covered nipples So an evangelical on Twitter posted about sex workers, telling them in so many words that God …

2020-11-25: Absolutely my son My six-year-old: Why’s it called “BUTT-er”?

2020-11-25: I suspect her political affiliation My dog has sued for a recount on the “Who sleeps in the bed” election. She says she won …